Tuesday, November 28, 2006
ocean city, md
Labels: three things
Monday, November 27, 2006
UK scientists invent male 'pill' that can be taken hours before sex. 'The tablet would prevent a man from being able to impregnate a woman, but within a few hours his fertility would return to normal.' but i'm not sure i would trust a man who says he has taken the pill.
New owner of used car discovers 22 pounds of marijuana under back seat. i know someone who found pot in her used car. but it wasn't this much.
a huge cell phone for $1200! look at these pages from the 1988 Radio Shack catalog. wow.
10 Is the New 15 As Kids Grow Up Faster
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
i am shocked at how many college students, especially seniors, do not understand basic rules about grammar and punctuation.
no matter how many times i tell them [and i do tell them!], students refuse to put the punctuation mark inside the quotation marks. example: sentence." or question?"
it is NOT: words".
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
the Ipsos quick poll for today asks 'how many times a day do you wash your hands?'
but i have gotten better!
btw- those 689 people at 0 gross me out.
this 'bling water' is about the dumbest thing ever. it's $20 a bottle!
in case you missed it: most Americans favor comprehensive sex ed (not abstinence-only), according to a new study of 1,110 adults.
the OJ book is cancelled. all that work and no profit.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
You are a very thankful person - for both the big and little things in life.
Your optimism is powerful. Getting through hard times is fairly easy for you.
my car is worth about $4,000.
they say $5,000 to sell. that would never happen.
but hey, driving so little gets me an extra $750.
Friday, November 17, 2006
You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others.
While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Price comparisons on 16 generic drugs
what, no doors? boston? CCR? they didn't include dark side of the moon? hell, i miss tupac from this list. what else was left out?
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Eagles-Colts moved to Sunday night: "The Philadelphia Eagles' game at Indianapolis on Nov. 26 has been rescheduled from 1 p.m. to 8:15 p.m. under the NFL's new flexible scheduling policy.
The game will be televised on NBC, the third such game under the new television contract, which keeps those times open for the most attractive Sunday game. "
Saturday, November 11, 2006
|What American accent do you have? |
Your Result: The Midland
|The Inland North|
|What American accent do you have?|
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Friday, November 10, 2006
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
don't forget we have a wish list!
note to the familiy - i'm not buying anything on this list, so if you want to grab some gifts or ideas from there, have at it.
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
story: FBI investigating reports of misleading calls to Va. voters
They include telephone messages like this one:
“This message is for Timothy Daly. This is the Virginia Elections Commission. We've determined you are registered in New York to vote. Therefore, you will not be allowed to cast your vote on Tuesday. If you do show up, you will be charged criminally."
update: this post is funny. and unfortunately, maybe true:
Place Your Bets...on the ratio of tomorrow's news coverage devoted to the election results and aftermath vs. the coverage of Britney Spears dumping Kevin Federline which, obviously, CHANGES LIFE ON EARTH AS WE KNOW IT.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Storage :: container
Pick :: up and go
Los Angeles :: CA
The one :: and only
Accent :: Aussie
Rivalry :: fight, fight, fight
Process :: by which it started
Streets :: roads and avenues
Museum :: of hoaxes*
* find out the truth. about snowball, perhaps.
Labels: free association
just in time for elections.
oh, and go vote tomorrow.
okay, so chicago needs to run over the giants next week. and phillie needs to kill the skins. that'll be nice.
Friday, November 03, 2006
"It's my husband's fault. He fell asleep in the back seat."
Bob: "My son was born to be a politician."
Al: "How's that?"
Bob: "When he was born, the doctor spanked him and he said, 'no comment.'"
"The human brain is a truly wonderful organ that starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up top speak in public."
"It's becoming more and more difficult to support the government in the style to which it has become accustomed." *
* I realize this one is not really funny. But I like it.
All quotes taken from some random pamphlet [not accredited].
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Labels: crime and social justice
The ultimate diversion. It is a deliberate tactic to divert voter attention away from urgent issues:same goes for ballot issue number one here in VA. i didn't say quite exactly this to my students today, but we did discuss the issue.
The War in Iraq
The National Debt
A waste of time. Colorado state law is already clear. Marriage is only between one man and one woman.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
MD Court: Women can't say no after sex has started
i asked this very question to my class yesterday. students agreed it was unlawful.
"Zoo officials did not announce the animal's death, citing instructions from Mayor Paul Fraim several months ago to stop issuing news releases about animal deaths."
you made it down here?
what? you want a reward?