Thursday, April 30, 2009
Fmylife.com is a weird and wonderful addition to the web. It’s a collection of everyday anecdotes and stories likely to happen to anyone and everyone, sent to us exclusively by our users, which we then publish on the site. This is a space where you can let it all out and unwind by sharing the little things that screw with your day, and maybe realize that you are not alone in experiencing day to day crap.here's a couple of posts from the site:
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FMLthis is another timesucker.
Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
the kid's birthday is friday and there are party festivities all weekend. maybe the other page will get some love.
this is sad news.
Monday, April 20, 2009
what about when we ship out their parents? something needs to happen.
this reminds me, i watched ron white's 'behavioral problems' last night. to fund the war, he suggests selling off part of the air force base in florida. then we buy mexico, fix it up and flip it. it was hiliarious when he said, flip it. there is much more, he has a grand plan. here's a link to a video of youtube with this rant, but it was funnier on the standup special.
Labels: crime and social justice
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Judge Mathis is getting a video game.
beautiful photographs taken in graveyards. i like cemetaries.
How to make a gift box from two dollar bills. i didn't try it myself.
Monday, April 13, 2009
At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78 — What story? What bed? Who are you?
Saturday, April 11, 2009
You have more strength than most people, and with it, the ability to inflict a lot of harm. Your power gives you confidence, and you find leading others to be easy.
You believe that you need to the best, and you are very driven to excel. Most people immediately admire you, but some people feel very envious of your abilities.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
a map of telelvision sitcoms. i like this. i've seen all of these shows at least once, except for two.
there's also another map of just those sitcoms in NYC that includes more shows.
sitcom is a funny word.
Labels: tv and movies
you made it down here?
what? you want a reward?